There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Today I went to Subway.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
Found this at work :)
When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level