My cat always looks as if he wants to kill somebody (or destroy the universe), so I made a Dalek hat for him and now he can be Cat-Dalek!
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
that last part
no one should scroll past this
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aww thanks man!
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
Eat this watermelon, you fucking turtle
THIS THING IS TERRIFYING I DONT LIKE TURTLES ANY MORE
btw this show is called Roadkill its on youtube and hosted by Motor Trend
homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-