LazyGamer
Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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biglugs:

pagesofpaiiges:

(It’s not*)

It didn’t. Someone gave you wrong information!!!!

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

crossbrediams:

Found this at work :)

crossbrediams:

Found this at work :)

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

vodkaslumber:

lustingfood:

Pizza Spaghetti Casserole 

My favourite food combined. Fucking genius!